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Paranoid Knee Tube

Paranoid Knee Tube


Paranoid Knee Tube

Knee Tubes - £19.95

Knee Tubes + Armour - £29.95

This Innovative new Leisurewear product enables people to
1. Wear Knee protection in garments that have no knee armour pockets.
2. Finally have knee protection in the right place as they are very tall or short.
3. Wear knee protection comfortably all day, without painful straps.
4. Take their knee protection off and on without having to take their trousers off.
This product will fit a medium to large leg as the material is quite stretchy.

Paranoid Knee Tube

The Special Lycra mix material used in these Knee tubes is of the very highest quality and specially selected over 2 years of research to give the best mix of comfort for your leg , and support for the armour/pad.
They have been designed with a simple pillowcase style design of pocket so there is no velcro and have been hand machined by UK seamstresses to the highest possible level of British workmanship.
“They really are a very comfortable and a very useful piece of kit”.
Great uses of the product from market research:
A, Builders, Roofers, Carpet fitters, Carpenters: prefer them as they have no straps.
B, Road Cyclists, Mountain Bikers, BMX and Skateboarders:  Love them.
C, Gardeners and DIYers: think the ce memory foam armour combined with the comfy tubes make it an excellent alternative to the hard pads with straps they are used to.
With regards to Motorcycling use: As there is no specific CE test for a new invention like this,the only part of the Kit that is sold as a Motorcycle product is the CE armour, the tubes themselves are strictly sold as Generic Leisure underwear and of course hold no claims of protection.
The Armour / Pads in the Kit:
This armour is extremely light and super soft when it warms to the body but has a very high Impact resistance protection, it is made from high tech “State of the Art “Impact Memory foam and has been passed at the highest level of CE for Motorcycle use, to give you some idea of its ability.

As quality Lycra Mix Underwear they were designed to be worn on the inside of the trouser or on a naked Leg by Cyclists, but some people wear them on the outside of trousers, they will obviously last a lot longer if used on the inside of a cargo or trouser when used for hard manual work, but of course, how they are used is up to the customer, as long as it is understood that they are sold as underwear.
It is entirely the responsibility of the wearer to ensure the product is in place and fit for purpose. We do not except any responsibility for any injury incurred whilst using this product. The armour is a CE rated protection product but the tube is purely sold as underwear leisure wear with no protection claims what so ever.
Important Information Regarding CE Testing.
If a product is stated clearly to have a FULL CE approval it is sold as Motorcycle Protective wear. If a product does NOT state a FULL CE approval and only material test passes then it is sold as Durable Leisurewear, NOT as Motorcycle protection wear.
Although Roadskin always self regulated, most companies making bike jeans did not ie selling part lined jeans to fast bike owners etc, so due to this, European legislation has been enforced ie: all motorcycle clothing is being changed from leisurewear to protective wear by way of a new CE test pren17092. We are busy putting our products through this CE process, but until each product is proclaimed by us as fully CE approved it will continue to be be sold as leisurewear with no protection claims. When each one passes they will then be sold as protection wear, albeit at a higher price to pay for the CE.
No product can honestly guarantee against injury, we should and would never guarantee against injury even with these great products that we believe wholeheartedly in, as it could give a false sense of security to the rider.
All we can do is make the best products we can.
If a customer is expecting a guarantee or assurance of no harm or injury to themselves or anyone they must simply not purchase our goods.
Saying that we are the only company we know of, that makes clear what each product is exactly designed for and the only company that has made the stance against financial gain to NOT sell PART LINED non fully reinforced products.
Which must show people that we are not a typical company that looks to profit first, we are a company that is genuine and cares about our fellow bikers.

Additional Information


Sml, Med/Lge


Memory Impact Armour, No Thanks, I Already Have Armour


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